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Do women think it's wrong that I am so obsessed with cunnilingus?
I'm asking more out of curiosity really. Quite frankly, I could go for very little vaginal sex(although still some), as long as I could eat some pussy....I don't even care if I get a BJ in return. I'll eat it in the morning, night, whenever as I am just obsessed with eating a woman out. Is this rather bizarre? How would you women react to a guy that had this type of behavior like myself?
Nothing wrong with that...I imagine a girl would be react pretty well to that, lol. Imagine if it was a girl who loved to go down!
What are youre top 10 albums of the 90s?
The Pharcyde - Bizarre Ride 2: The Pharcyde
Wu-Tang Clan - Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Talk Talk - Laughing Stock
Built to Spill - There's Nothing Wrong With Love

those are some I guess.. I cant think right now

BQ: if i came to your house and took a **** on your bed wtf would you do pussy??
In Utero
MTV Unplugged In New York
Black On Both Sides
Liquid Swords
Aquemini
Endtroducing
Automatic For The People
The Low End Theory
The Soft Bulletin
Illmatic
What do you think of this ryhme?
youre style is generic
mines authentic made
i roll like a renegade
you need clinic aide
my techniques bizarre and ill
i scar and kill
you were a star until i serve you in a bar and grill
as i proceed to cook and grill ya that all it took to kill ya
you better recognize me like i look familiar
you wanna battle you beat around the bush like you scare to lick pussy so you eat around the tush
i need a clown to push
someone i can bully
wait a minute i dont think you understand me fully
see me without the style like mustard without the heinz
i lead the new school you busta without a ryme
i crust the shi7 out of your lines
that's by eminem... 8 Mile...don't try to steal his work. Thanks.
-Huge fan of Eminem.
Opinions on this monologue...?
I'm auditioning for the vagina monologues...but I wanted to know if this would be an appropriate auditioning monologue. And opinions about it...It's from the movie Gigli. (this is a woman's role)



Ricki: Their form. Neck. Shoulders. Legs. Hips. I think pretty cool. Now, as far as your famous penis goes, the penis is like some sort of bizarre sea slug or like a really long toe. I mean, it's handy. Important even. But the pinnacle of sexual design? The top of the list of erotic destinations? I don't think so. Ones first impulse is to kiss what? ... To kiss the lips. Firm, delicious lips, sweet lips ... surrounding a warm, moist, dizzingly scented mouth. That's what everyone wants to kiss. Not a toe. Not a sea slug. A mouth. And why do you think that is, stupid? ... Because the mouth is the twin sister, the almost exact look-alike of what? ... Not the toe. The mouth is the twin sister of ... the vagina. And all creatures big and small seek the orifice, the opening, to be taken in, engulfed, to be squeezed, lovingly crushed by what is truly the all-powerful, all-encompassing -- no, if it's design you're concerned with, hidden meaning, symbolism, power ... forget the top of Mount Everest, forget the bottom of the sea, the moon, the stars, there is no place nowhere that has been the object of more ambitions, more battles than the sweet sacred mystery between a womans legs that I am proud to call (whispering, barely audible) my pussy.
So I guess this is just my roundabout way of saying that it is women who are in fact the most desirable form. ... Wouldn't you agree?



I think that's actually a pretty good audition monologue for the right show. Good choice.
Can spiders die and still hang on to the ceiling?
It's a bizarre question, but I've been sleeping on the couch for the last few days because I always spot a spider above my bed that I'm too terrified to kill. (Especially since it's directly above my bed. Yeah, I'm a pussy. Don't even go there.) But on the second night I noticed it was the same spider, and it hasn't moved one inch. Now it's the third night and the story is the same - same spider, same place.

Can they die, and just not move, keep hanging onto the ceiling?

(Or is this just some kind of sadistic spider where I decide to sleep in my bed finally and I wake up and he's gone? Haha.)

I always thought they'd fall off if they randomly died in place, but now I'm not so sure. Someone please save me from another night on an uncomfortable couch! :D
it is possible but what you might be looking at is the shell of the molted skin it left behind
Can anyone help me? im giving up...slowly but surely?
ime coming on yahoo answers is almost like a last resort option and im not really sure how i can put this but i even find what i am doing is bizarre and not normal, yet i continue to do it, im a 19 year old, good looking (seriously) , the way i interact and socialize with women is something that when i think about it, it makes me laugh because i know how dumb i am acting. I think i am a normal, i play baseball in college, and i hung out with the "popular guys" when i was in high school, so its not like i wasn't a like able person, because believe me i am. when it comes to women ive always been the one that doesnt get asked to give advice, because i am totally clueless and very unexperienced when it comes to that subject, ive only had one girlfriend, ive always found that it is much easier and less humiliating if girls approach guys first. thats the way my strategy has worked for along as i can remember. everything just seems to foreign and unnatural to me. i didnt grow up in a home that was isolated to sex, i can honestly say my life has been almost as normal as it possibly could. i never really had any restrictions or rules on what i couldnt do growing up. i have always been the type of person talks to girls but, when it comes down time to intimate i just like freeze up and my mind starts spinning in like a thousand directions and everything seems so unnatural to me. ive only had one girlfriend, just recently and i didnt workout to well. i had her make all the first moves because i wasnt ever in a relationship before so i didnt know what to expect and or do. i had never been in a relationship before, because i would always refuse to go up to a girl and talk to her when i know that she is into me and i honestly dont have the slightest clue. anyways, i was a virgin, obviously, and she wasnt, she wanted to have sex, i was scared, and would only be intimate with her when i was drunk. it wasnt that i wasnt attracted to her, because i really was. she was one of the best looking girls in school and even tons of guys told me i was very lucky to be with her. but this wasnt new to me, ive had very beautiful girls be into me all the time, but now, ive grown the lingering sterotype of a "pussy" well long story short, we eventually broke up because i only had sex with her once. LOL like a ****** idiot, im such a dumbass i should have ****** her way more times. not to sound arrogant and like a jerk, even though i know it may sound like that. anyways, i swore to myself that i would never deny vagina ever again, because i was very angry on how the way things ended. well i was hooking up with this pretty hot girl tonight, and i really wasnt enjoying it, she was like dry humping me and she didnt have a shirt on so it was kind of nice to see some tities, and i didnt have a *****, so im nto gay. but in the middle of it i just open my eyes, and my mind goes blank, and so does my facial expression, and i was only thinking like" wow this isnt event cool" she told me she wanted to **** me, but i pussed out and didnt ask her if she wanted to come back to my house with me. i have so many opportunities to get girls and or get into a relationship with them, but i somehow choose to always not to. it doesnt really hit me what i have really done until after and it pisses me off. so i just got home from going out and im pretty sure i got herpes from this idiot because my throat feels like its swollen now! and im pissed, but i just want to know what is going on with me cus i have no game at all
If you contracted herpes from the girl recently - you'd have no idea this soon. It would take several days or more to manifest.

Sounds to me like you have a serious case of nerves. But that's just a guess.

I'm not a doctor and I don't play one on TV - but I do know herpes and this does not sound like it, at all.
I don't like my life, I try to be positive but I just don't want to live sometimes, Please Help?
My life is ok right now. I'm 22 years old and I just recently withdrew from this term but I do plan on starting up again in fall. My brain is a little wired wrong I guess. I try to be positive but things have happened to me that I can't get over. When I was a guy my dad beat me a lot. I mean really BEAT me. My family was strange and very vindictive. When I was very little someone took me in a field and burned me with cigarettes. I was told that my bio-mom did, but her boyfriend was there too and I repressed a lot of it is what the doctor said. My step-mom used to be mean, shes ok now. She hated me though. She would hit me and make me call myself a liar and a theif and she used to compare to a snake. I had a place at the dinner table and in the car. My dad would sometimes rip me out of bed and beat me senseless for little things I can't really remember When I was 11-13 I lived in this terrible trailor. Bugs would crawl on the ceiling and my dad was very angry. I used to piss my bed and my dad would rub my face in it and throw all the blankets at me. He would choke me and push me around. I had no friends and all I did was collect pop cans to buy video games. My dad got married to a women who hated me. I finally got kicked out when I was 14. I was on my own and ran across a lot of wierd people but it was ok, until my 15th birthday my dad came by and told me he was taking me out for my birthday and he took me to a mental institution instead and left me there. I couldn't leave for a long time. Between 15 and 18 I was on and off the streets and I was in and out of crappy foster homes and residential facilities and crazy places. When I was 18 the state threw my **** outside and stopped giving me random places to stay. 18-19 I moved to phoenix and I started doing a lot of bad stuff. I never did drugs but I started breaking in to cars and I robbed a store and I vandalised everything I could think of. at 19 I moved back to oregon and my life started to become a little different. I finally met up with my real mom and my sister. she was 16. The worst part is, is that me and my sister fell in love and were boyfriend and girlfriend for a year or so. I went crazy kinda. I loved her and she loved me and we couldn't stop if we wanted to, which we kinda did. I feel guilty to this day. My mom found a picture of me and her kissing and she basically did'nt change. Before we were we even like that she would call my sister a slut for hanging out with me, which is really bizarre. My life was really hectic after that and I think between 13 and 22 I moved about 60 times. Right now I have my own apartment and I guess I am ok. All I do is sell stuff online cause i can't manage to keep a job for ****. I am very argumentative, and I am socially awkward. I need help. I need inspiration. Lately I have been looking for good excuses to kill myself and I just want to blow my brains out sometimes. I have a lot of goals but I am losing focus on everything. I feel like my life is one pointless journey through one dismal venture to the next. I am actually pretty positive when I feel good (who isn't) but when I feel bad it is a whole other story. I have been beaten up alot. I remember one time my friend, when I was 18, started smashing my head in to a wall and just would'nt stop. I started crying, call me a pussy i guess, but I just kept thinking of my dad and I couldnt stop getting dizzy and seeing stars. I didnt even really hurt cause I felt numb. I just don't understand why I have to be the way I am. I feel pathetic. I mean, the only girl I have ever loved was my ******* sister... I really do want to die sometimes. I am only 22 but it seems so ******* tempting that I just can't stop really thinking about it. I just want my family and I want people to care and I want it to stop raining outside and I want to be rich and I want to not be inside my head for only one moment. If ANYBODY can please give me some useful feedback it would be releiving. I do have talents but i feel like they don't really matter. I can write amazing stories and I actually won an award one time. It was a story about this time I saw a drug addict drag a bloody peeled elk skin out of a dumpster. I actually saw that!!! I made a whole story about it LOL... But writing. WELLLLL... I just won't make a penny doing it. please help
1The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

2He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

3He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

4Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

5Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.




Sounds like you had a rough guyhood. I would start going to church and maybe bars.

Also, if you want extra money, get into web design and programming. Starting a popular site and putting Google Ads on it could make you a living.
Help with my dream??!??!??????NEED FEEDBACK?
Well I've been having this dream and in it something big is becoming even bigger and building up. I've only had this dream 3 times and once it was a giant ball made of dates (as in days, I know, bizarre) and the ball is growing as it rolls towards me, this happens over a whole dream I mean like a good 4 hours of dreaming, once when it was a stampeed of elephants charging at me from far away, the group of elephants growing as it approaches me but it never actually reaches me and this elephant dream happened twice.

I've had these dreams twice, once when I was around 9 years old, once when I was about 12 and had another about two months ago when I was 15 (still am 15). I know you guys probably think these dreams aren't connected but they are, whenever I have had them they have an equal effect on me, they all scare me to bits and this is weird because I'm not exactly the pussy type of teenager, (I'm a training cage fighter). The dream also makes me nervous, as if I should be anticipating something terrible about to happen and the it also makes me question life, it makes me believe that there is no escape and that I am doomed.

These dreams always end in me waking up just as about the fear reaches a climax and I shake in my bed then go back to sleep.
Please, anyone try and tell me what these dreams may mean or anything? Any kind of feedback would be appreciated, thanks for those who read this far.
I think these dreams are like standing for a much bigger picture, not just to do with you, but many more people/things. I think these dreams could use a professional interpretation. i'm not saying you are crazy, i'm saying they could be deciphered by someone who has studied this for years, and they really could stand for something larger than yourself.
Sorry if this is a weird question, but I need some advice from somebody who knows about eels?
My husband and I have a very adventurous love life, and recently he asked me if I would do something rather unusual.. he wants to know if I would be willing to put a live eel in my you know what (my vagina!) I know he watches a lot of pornography on the internet and I suppose that is probably where he got the idea. That is where he gets most of his bizarre ideas from.

I told him I would consider it (I'll try almost anything once) but first I would like some time to think about it. I've heard that eels can be vile, mean, dirty creatures that bite and that some of them are even toxic! I don't want to end up in the emergency room over one of his stupid sex ideas (again). Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to have to tell a bunch of doctors and nurses what I was doing to get an entire baby doll stuck in my pussy? I don't even know how I'd explain what an eel was doing in there..!

I was hoping to get some advice on here from somebody who knows about eels, maybe somebody who has them for a pet or someone who has read a lot about them. I need to know what is a good eel to get for this. My husband says he knows it is safe because he's seen it, but I have no idea what kind of eel they were using. I need to know a species that is clean, tame, and safe to handle (no poison or sharp teeth or anything). Also it has to be inexpensive! We don't want to spend a lot of money on one since it will probably just end up dying anyway (or so I've heard, I don't know how long they can last outside of water). Oh and my husband says that most importantly it must be big, like thick and long. Obviously I don't want one so big that it's going to get stuck inside me, but my husband told me to make sure I don't get a tiny little baby or a really skinny one. He wants it to be big enough to "fill me up" as he puts it.

I've tried to research it myself but most of the ones I've found are either too expensive, impossible to get, or too dangerous. My husband suggested I look into the kind of eels that people eat, since those should be safe and inexpensive, but I have no idea what species to look for or where I would find them. I appreciate any help you guys and gals can give me. Thanks!

Sorry for the long question but I really want to please my husband and I need the best and most thorough answers possible!
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