All Asia wanted to do was surf the net in order to find some Wiki references for her term paper. Unfortunately, her husband Kade made that all but impossible. You see, Kade likes to browse the ol porn, and he is none too careful when it comes to shielding his computer from viruses. Instead of research, all Asia is finding is a screen full of pop-ups, pop-unders and warnings: basically, a shitstorm of epic proportions. She calls the Nerd Squad for some help, and is pleased to see a very helpful young man quickly appear at her door...